Not A Hacker: Trust Me Hoodie

Nothing unusual here.

No exploits.
No payloads.
No reason to ask questions.

The Not a Hacker: Trust Me hoodie leans into quiet denial - clean, minimal, and just convincing enough to make people doubt it. Because the more you say it…  the less believable it sounds. Wear it like you belong. Even when you don't. 

Designed for warmth, comfort, and long hours, this hoodie is made to live through cold SOCs, threat hunts, and repeat pen testing engagements. The fit is relaxed without being sloppy, offering everyday wearability with a heavier presence that matches the message. Heavyweight comfort.

Details

• Comfortable, durable construction for everyday wear

• Soft interior for warmth during long shifts

• Clean front graphic with a minimal, technical aesthetic

• Designed to hold shape and feel broken-in over time

ZeroDay Outfitters
Nothing to worry about. 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean